Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Have you ever come home from work, eaten a danish for dinner, and known immediately that it was the worst decision you made all day, and possibly for the entire week, or even month?

Me either, I was just asking.

So, as you can tell, my life has once again descended into swirling vortex of doom that is playing World of Warcraft. On the plus side, my Priest is level 63, my Hunter 43, and my Mage 28, so really, I feel like I've come out on top.

What to tell then, eh? You all know me so well, any tales I might have to spin you've all heard, which reduces my current writing to having no purpose save for my own benefit, and if I'm writing purely for my own benefit, then truly how foolish am I to be allowing public access? The answer to that is quite simple, I believe.

Very.

Now, I'm currently reading, "A Briefer History of Time" - a, for lack of a better term, "dumbed down" revision of "A Brief History of Time" - by Stephen Hawking, and I must say, if I could understand a single word of it, I just might find it fascinating. Haha, just jokes. ...I understand some of it. For instance: Did you know that it is quite actually impossible for an object to reach the speed of light? Yeah, cuz, as an object begins to near moving at the speed of light, it's mass begins to increase, and thusly, it requires that much more energy to keep it moving. As that object got close to the speed of light (which is.. 256,000 miles a second?) it's mass would be infinite, and would need an infinite amount of energy to sustain it's movement.

I personally was completely dumbfounded upon discovering this, for truly what is the point of Star Fleet launching all those Enterprises and Voyagers and god knows what else into space, IF NOT TO FIND A WAY TO TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT??? To explore strange new worlds? To seek out new life, and new civilizations? To boldly go where no one has gone before?

FUCK no, son. It's to find a god damn way to go as fast as is the FUCK possible, so to conquer with greater efficiency, BITCH. So, it looks like we're all fucked, I guess.

And I guess that's all, for now.


I love you. More than you know.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It is me, the anonymous heckler of undetermined origin. Is this "World of Warcraft" you speak of similar to what I assume Dungeons and Dragons to be (and, for the record, it isn't very flattering.)?

I should think so.