So I've been a non-smoker for pretty much a whole week now.
It's, um... ...It's good.
Yeah, but, I mean, I'm still not sure I'm entirely sold on this whole idea that smoking will make me a better, healthier person. And here's why:
I'M EATING EVERYTHING.
No, like I'm serious. I am actually putting anything and everything in my mouth that enters my line of sight, and that tastes good. NO, I'm not talking about cocks.
(*Dreamy Sigh* Although the one I do munch on from time to time does taste really good...)
Ahem - ANYWAY.
Would I rather be a non-smoker and die of a heart attack? Or be a smoker and die of cancer?
Le sigh... I'd totally rather die of a heart attack.
FUCK.
I thought for sure I was on to something there.
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- I'm 25 years old. I can deduce any complex mathematical equation into a simple yes or no answer. And just because I'm famous and sexy doesn't mean you can go and marry me when I'm not in the room.
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1 comment:
Pardon me baby, is this seat taken?
Uh, I haven't commented, though I read this post when it was fresh. I too, after smoking since I was twelve, have recently quit.
I had some pretty good vitamin supplements backing me up, so I didn't lose my ever lovin' mind as I generally do, and remain pretty happy to be without the damn things. I also am not orally fixating like hell, as it sounds like you're doing.
If you want, I'll send you the list of what I took that made me so much less-insane.
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